Muskrat Ramblings
Here there be BAAARS
posted by John
How is my morning going, you ask?
Here. Let’s play “Follow John’s Tweets.” (https://twitter.com/muskrat_john)
A bear was spotted in Waunakee a week ago. I think it visited us last night. A BEAR. http://yfrog.com/28v9uj
about 2 hours ago via Twitterrific
Did I mention…A FRAKING BEAR? http://yfrog.com/0r8s5dj http://yfrog.com/cbnqfqj http://yfrog.com/0uy2snj
about 2 hours ago via Twitterrific
That birdfeeder pole is over an inch thick…AND NOW BENT AT THE GROUND. http://yfrog.com/0h18505699j http://yfrog.com/743aodj
about 2 hours ago via Twitterrific
Yeah…sorry I’ll be late to the studio this morning. Gotta deal with a BEAR THAT WAS IN MY BACK YARD…
about 2 hours ago via Twitterrific
It was a black bear, which I’m told “isn’t so bad.” I’m sorry, did someone forget that “black bear” STILL HAS THE FRAKING WORD “BEAR” IN IT?
about 2 hours ago via Twitterrific
An ant problem “isn’t so bad.” A chipmunk problem “isn’t so bad.” A gopher problem “isn’t so bad.” A BEAR PROBLEM IS *BAD*!
about 2 hours ago via Twitterrific
What does it say about you people that more than one of you have responded, giving me a bear’s HIT POINTS…? #notreassuring
about 1 hour ago via Twitterrific
What good is having a cat in the house if it won’t get rid of the bears? I ask you…
about 1 hour ago via Twitterrific
Department of Natural Resources’ advice on dealing with bears, summarized: “Don’t be so tasty.”
about 1 hour ago via Twitterrific
I find the DNR’s advice on bears suspect, as at no point does it cover Pick-a-nick Baskets…
about 1 hour ago via Twitterrific
RT @fizzlefozzle – Why not get a bigger bear?
about 1 hour ago via Twitterrific
As @tenzochris noted, animal escalation rarely turns out well. Ask the old woman who swallowed a horse.
about 1 hour ago via Twitterrific
To spite the bear, I am putting EXTRA HONEY in my breakfast smoothie this morning. Yeah, you heard me right, bear! FRAK YOU, BEAR!
about 1 hour ago via Twitterrific
Animals are more scared of us than we are of them. Up to the point they realize we’re meaty and delicious…
40 minutes ago via Twitterrific
Safely at the downtown studio. No bears sighted on premises. Yet.
1 minute ago via web
Worst part of the bear incident? Now have the theme from “The Hair Bear Bunch” stuck in my head…
half a minute ago via web