Yesterday’s DORK TOWER: I am all four characters, though the last panel is (I think) obviously most me.
Much has been shown to us, at this point, from Episode VII. More than there ever was for Episode I, by far.
So though this was my reaction to the first Episode I trailer, way back when…I wonder what I would have thought had much more been previewed from that wretched sum of hype and vilify?
For all the promise of the first Ep. I trailer, the second was about as soporific as you can get, given a full-scale planetary invasion.
The three main trailers for “The Force Awakens,” though? The many TV and (apparently) Twitter spots?
I’m drinking the Kool-Aid. Two-fisted. Plus a beer-bong baseball cap that screams “IT’S #$@&#!!!ING TRUE! ALL OF IT!” and is also available in death-stick form.
Every new bit I see makes me crave Episode VII that much more. And there have been lot of new bits.
Please don’t suck. Please don’t suck. Please don’t suck. Please don’t suck. Please don’t suck. Please don’t suck. Please don’t suck. Please don’t suck.
Indeed.
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I am told OWLBEARS ARE STILL AVAILABLE!
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The surgeon says I’m 100% better, and I can now live a normal life.
I forgot to ask him what a normal life is.
-John