DORK ADDENDUM: Circus Peanuts may be unknown to overseas readers of the strip. I believe them to be thoroughly wretched: soggy spongy marshmallowy things that are SHAPED LIKE a peanut, are COLORED orange, but which TASTE (implausibly) of artificial banana flavor.
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